Good news everyone!

Custom graphic design services are available. 



Impossible hilarity — at half the cost of my competitors!

Are you a random individual?  If your answer is ‘yes’ then you are already half way towards engaging phneep and creating ridiculous and clever promotional material for whatever you have in mind (Posters, Memes, Bocce Ball Team Shirts, etc). The following are some suggested avenues, but there are surely many more:

  • Logo mash-ups
  • Parody movie posters
  • Animated GIFs
  • Obscure 80s/90s references

All I ask is that you bring something visual to the table. 


  • Projects with precise instructions are $35 CAD/hr (at tomorrow’s BTC exchange rate)
  • Larger and more vague pursuits should be narrowed down to the best of your ability.

Bitcoin happily and exclusively accepted.