Good news everyone!

Custom graphic design services are available. 

Impossible hilarity — at half the cost of my competitors!

Are you a random individual?  If your answer is ‘yes’ then you are already half way towards engaging phneep and creating ridiculous and clever promotional material for whatever you have in mind (Posters, Memes, Hats, Bocce Ball Team Shirts, etc). The following are some suggested avenues, but there are surely many more:

  • Logo mash-ups
  • Parody movie posters
  • Animated GIFs
  • Obscure 80s/90s references

All I ask is that you bring something visual to the table. 


The previous rate of 1 satoshi per pixel has been suspended until August 1st, 2017.  Rates are now $35 CAD/hr for projects with specific instructions, with larger and more vague pursuits best quoted individually.

Bitcoin is happily and exclusively accepted.