Good news everyone!

Custom graphic design services are available. 

Impossible hilarity — at half the cost of my competitors!

If you enjoy the content on this site, it means that absurdity is your co-pilot.  Well done.  I have a mouse and hot-keys awaiting instruction.

If you have a project in mind that might benefit from the phneep treatment (e.g. logo mashups, fake movie posters, promotional material, random visuals, obscure 80’s references), then please get in touch. My strength lies in combining existing images or brands to produce new perspectives.  All I ask is that you bring something visual to the table for me to work with.

Rates are generally 35CAD/hr for projects with specific instructions; larger vague pursuits are best quoted individually 🙂 

Bitcoin is, of course, happily and exclusively accepted.